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Big King Cole is telling you all: he doesn't gaf. [03 Dec 2009|11:37am] One advantage of being 10'6" is that it's a lot easier to see the mistletoe. Though somehow I doubt that any piece of a plant could force me to fuck anyone against my will, unless those things are leaking RHB or something. And one advantage of living in the Gothic dorms is that you get to see Erik Harris get his ass kicked by a girl, right outside your room. Considering the Thanksgiving that I had, this week has actually been a serious improvement. 79 comments|post comment

Big King Cole makes plans for Saturday. [19 Nov 2009|02:22pm] ( PRIVATE TO: Beatrix, Claire, Courtney, Greta, Jenlee, Jillian, Marla, Molly, Quintella, Regina, Sophia, Victoria ) ( PRIVATE TO: Val ) ( PRIVATE TO: Rob, Nate, Connor, Drake, Brent, Sebastian, Jamie, Brand, Wally, Zac, Alex, Nardo, Vinnie, Tony, & Charlie Motherfucking James ) 68 comments|post comment

Filtered against Faculty and Willa Marsh. [17 Nov 2009|09:42pm] There is a Willa Marsh curled up asleep at the foot of my bed. I feel the need to add that she is wearing a cat costume. Scott Green, this is what happens when you drug Willa Marshes. For the sake of mankind, don't let it happen again. 47 comments|post comment

Big King Cole hates SO MANY OF YOU. [16 Nov 2009|12:36pm] ( PRIVATE TO CHARLIE FUCKING JAMES ) 10 comments|post comment

Big King Cole is not a fan of broadway. [11 Nov 2009|12:44pm] I'm going to fucking destroy someone If I have to, I'll use a gun If you need me today, I will be In my room working quietly Don't even try to get me to sing Or your neck, I promise to ring 40 comments|post comment

Big King Cole wants to know what you think of turkey. [08 Nov 2009|09:20pm] I thought the rule was that you couldn't play Christmas music until after Thanksgiving? Speaking of, Thanksgiving Day plans/traditions/favorite food/whatever. Entertain me. Go. 149 comments|post comment

Big King Cole makes an announcement. [04 Nov 2009|11:14am] [FILTERED TO: Rob, Drake, Trish, Val, Connor, Nate, Dom, Jackie, Dani, Brent, Jamie, & Sebastian] Got my PDA back. Back to being 10'6". Don't really want to talk about it. In other news, everyone's gonna know soon enough, but I'm telling you guys first. Janelle St. Croix and I are dating. I know a lot of you won't like it, and you don't have to. But I'm asking you to be happy for me, or to at least just let me make my own mistakes make my own choices. No, I'm not going to start hanging out with that crew, so don't even give me that shit. I know she's a Bander and I know she's half my fucking size, so I don't need to be told either one of those things. You guys know me well enough to know where my allegiances lie, and I'm not really in the mood to be questioned about them today. Anyone tells my parents before me and I'll kill you. I'm calling them tonight. [FILTERED TO: Courtney] I'll be there tonight. Bringing Janelle St. Croix, that cool with you, girl? [FILTERED TO: Janelle] Told them. 61 comments|post comment

Big King Cole is big again. :( [04 Nov 2009|09:14am] ivvcasmnova, iu needff my p;dcaa back;./, 5 comments|post comment

Big King Cole is panicking. [03 Nov 2009|08:22pm] whoever's closest to room 200 in science i need help NOW [FILTER ADDED IN HALF HOUR LATER TO: Jackie, Dani, Connor, Dom, Nate, Trish, Drake, Ivy, Val, Ellie, Zoe, Marla, Bea, Claire, Brent, Sebastian, Brand, Jamie, Courtney, Jenlee, America, Janelle] he's getting his stomach pumped. should be ok. 88 comments|post comment

Big King Cole checks on his friends. [01 Nov 2009|08:54am] [Private to: Nate, Connor, Dom, Rob, Trish, Drake, Val, Jackie, Dani, Brent, Jamie, Sebastian] Check in. Everyone alright? [Private to: Janelle] Where are you? Are you okay? 111 comments|post comment

Big King Cole loves his zombie pet. [27 Oct 2009|07:42pm] I'm not usually a fan of people dressing up their pets for Halloween, but my brother saw this and bought it for Dr. H.J. I can't lie, he looks pretty hardcore. Zombie vampire giant hedgehog, bitches. Beat that. 102 comments|post comment

Big King Cole waaaaants. [18 Oct 2009|03:44pm] Someone needs to throw a party in this thing yesterday. It's a fucking Boeing 727 jet converted into a luxury limousine. Goes 124 miles per hour, and that's just on land. Apparently in flight it can circle the earth during the time you have your party. Equipped with a dance floor with strobe lights, a television, and even a private bedroom in the back. Fuck yes. 57 comments|post comment

39. Big King Cole didn't even do it this time. [13 Oct 2009|07:54pm] ahaehah i might have had aswome drinks but i swaer to god i just saw a bandear get thrown out a window and it was awlsome u guys can feel free 2 kill each oather off, im ok with that 153 comments|post comment

38. Big King Cole has a lot of rage right now. [28 Sep 2009|07:10pm] [LOCKED TO: Tuesday Fiala, Courtney Christie, Brent Badd, Jamie Walker, Beatrix Bloxam, Sandals Jolly, Claire Caulfield, Sophia Drake, Agnes Orbison, Christian Cox, Ragnar Rasmussen, Phoebus Montgomery, Charlie James, Sebastian Klein, Charlie Darwin, Brand Waters, Robbie Lowe, Chloe Rivers, Trish Terroretti, Ira Kazan, Rob Donovan, Alyster Sanderson, Wally Marshall, Sam Marshall, Victoria Mushnik, Alexander Falk, Willa Marsh, Zac Daly, Mason Marbury-Millsap, Dan Armstrong, Marla Tudor, Leticia Cantelon, Ivy Woods, Nardo Drekmore, Greta Regardie, Quinn Tajima, Vinnie Vast, Toni Bjorkman, Jillian Rivers, Molly James, Scott Green, Jennifer Lee, Anna Myles, Harrison Helle, Xiomara Sánchez, Reggie Park, Drake Diabolique, Jackie Frost, Dani Storm, Tony Destro, Ezra Quick, Dorothy Duncan, Nate NeFarious, Dominique Deville, Valentine Burke, Quintella Pid] I've officially had enough of their shit. Tomorrow at lunch, we're going to wipe the smug looks off the faces of Harris and company. Join us if you want. If you don't, all I'm asking is that you keep quiet about it. This isn't about the Band vs. the League anymore. They're fucking with our friends. And if they think they're going to kick Connor out, then they're going to have to kick all of us out. [OOC Note: If your ELE-leaning character isn't listed or is crossed out, it's because Cole didn't think they could be trusted not to tip off the BHH crew.] 107 comments|post comment

37. Big King Cole wants to know. [22 Sep 2009|05:31pm] [PRIVATE TO VIOLET BROOME] What's going to happen to him. 15 comments|post comment

36. Big King Cole is having a birthday! [18 Sep 2009|01:03pm] Hope to see a lot of people at Rob's tonight. Should be a good time. Pretty sure that even Trish has to be nice to me today. I'm gonna enjoy that shit while it lasts. ( Janelle. ) 66 comments|post comment

35. Big King Cole is recovering. [02 Sep 2009|10:57am] I'm going home today. While I'm still stuck in this bed, figured I'd make a little list. 1) Justice, apology not accepted. Go fuck yourself. 2) Everyone who isn't America's Greatest Cornfed Asshole should stop beating themselves up. Nobody died, everyone's fine, and it could be way worse. Believe me, I've spent two weeks in the Civil War, and I'm telling you. It could be way fucking worse. 3) Charlie James, your gay ass is going with me to In-N-Out, sooner rather than later. 4) I'm taking Ellie van Helsing out for a frappacinno this weekend, and if anyone has a problem with that they can kiss my ass. 5) Claire, I meant it when I said you could keep one of the robots. Just let me know which one you want and I'll fix up whatever got destroyed on it this weekend. 6) Svetlana, I've still got your gun. It's pretty great craftsmanship, I'm thinking you probably want it back. [PRIVATE TO: Drake, Rob, and -- yes, that's right -- Trish] Food Network at my house tonight? Mom's being all extra sweet, says she'll order whatever I want. Gotta milk it for what it's worth, right? [PRIVATE TO: Drake, Rob, Trish, Dominique, Nate, Connor, Brent, Dani, Ivy] Jackie looks like shit, and she's hardly talking to me. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty worried. Don't know what we should even do about it, but we should probably do something. [PRIVATE TO: Janelle] Hey girl. 101 comments|post comment

34. Big King Cole is extremely concerned. [30 Aug 2009|12:25pm] [Locked Against Nora Curie-Capet] Look, I know the whole fucking school is in a state of emergency, but we need help here in the Med wing. Professor Curie-Capet is really not fucking looking good, and we're out of water and food. She's pregnant. Any fucking help would anyone can give would be really appreciated. 65 comments|post comment

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