big people have feelings too [COLE JONES] (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bigkingcole) wrote,@ 2009-09-02 10:57:00 |
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35. Big King Cole is recovering.
I'm going home today. While I'm still stuck in this bed, figured I'd make a little list.
1) Justice, apology not accepted. Go fuck yourself.
2) Everyone who isn't America's Greatest Cornfed Asshole should stop beating themselves up. Nobody died, everyone's fine, and it could be way worse. Believe me, I've spent two weeks in the Civil War, and I'm telling you. It could be way fucking worse.
3) Charlie James, your gay ass is going with me to In-N-Out, sooner rather than later.
4) I'm taking Ellie van Helsing out for a frappacinno this weekend, and if anyone has a problem with that they can kiss my ass.
5) Claire, I meant it when I said you could keep one of the robots. Just let me know which one you want and I'll fix up whatever got destroyed on it this weekend.
6) Svetlana, I've still got your gun. It's pretty great craftsmanship, I'm thinking you probably want it back.
[PRIVATE TO: Drake, Rob, and -- yes, that's right -- Trish]
Food Network at my house tonight? Mom's being all extra sweet, says she'll order whatever I want. Gotta milk it for what it's worth, right?
[PRIVATE TO: Drake, Rob, Trish, Dominique, Nate, Connor, Brent, Dani, Ivy]
Jackie looks like shit, and she's hardly talking to me. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty worried. Don't know what we should even do about it, but we should probably do something.
[PRIVATE TO: Janelle]
Hey girl.
I'm going home today. While I'm still stuck in this bed, figured I'd make a little list.
1) Justice, apology not accepted. Go fuck yourself.
2) Everyone who isn't America's Greatest Cornfed Asshole should stop beating themselves up. Nobody died, everyone's fine, and it could be way worse. Believe me, I've spent two weeks in the Civil War, and I'm telling you. It could be way fucking worse.
3) Charlie James, your gay ass is going with me to In-N-Out, sooner rather than later.
4) I'm taking Ellie van Helsing out for a frappacinno this weekend, and if anyone has a problem with that they can kiss my ass.
5) Claire, I meant it when I said you could keep one of the robots. Just let me know which one you want and I'll fix up whatever got destroyed on it this weekend.
6) Svetlana, I've still got your gun. It's pretty great craftsmanship, I'm thinking you probably want it back.
[PRIVATE TO: Drake, Rob, and -- yes, that's right -- Trish]
Food Network at my house tonight? Mom's being all extra sweet, says she'll order whatever I want. Gotta milk it for what it's worth, right?
[PRIVATE TO: Drake, Rob, Trish, Dominique, Nate, Connor, Brent, Dani, Ivy]
Jackie looks like shit, and she's hardly talking to me. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty worried. Don't know what we should even do about it, but we should probably do something.
[PRIVATE TO: Janelle]
Hey girl.